I can tuck mytits in my pants
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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