thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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