Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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