I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So here I am, sexting at work.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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