well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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