I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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