She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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