i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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