I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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