Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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