those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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