I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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