HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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