You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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