did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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