I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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