i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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