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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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