we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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