It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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