Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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