Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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