god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
no you cant smoke seaweed
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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