Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I supernannyed him into submission
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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