I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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