If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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