There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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