Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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