East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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