Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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