I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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