just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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