Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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