So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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