On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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