I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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