The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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