I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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