I have demons in me.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Two words: blizzard sex
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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