I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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