hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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