no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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