sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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