I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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