But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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