In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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