Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
no, he came in my armpit
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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