Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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