We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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