either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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