I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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