The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My feet surprised me
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