doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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