Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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