It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Can I color on your dick again?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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