i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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